Missed Connections

by Small Signals

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All lyrics are sung verbatim from Craigslist Missed Connections posts.

Screenshots of the posts can be found here:


released June 13, 2017

All music and engineering by Stephen Roessner.

Lyrics by anonymous Craigslist authors.

Cover layout by Stephen Roessner with help from Robert Mostyn.



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Track Name: Napa Pizza - m4w (South Wedge)
sunday AM. you weren't my waitress, but i couldn't keep my eyes off you. chances are you won't read this. i don't know why i am doing this. tell me if you remember me.

Track Name: Hot gym girls. Planet fitness gates - m4w (Planet Fitness)
I saw you there yesterday. You were blonde I think. You had a white shirt with blue shorts. I think you are so sexy. I wanted to come behind you on that leg press and fuck you so good. Anyway if you see this and would love to link up if you are the type of girl. Or better yet want to go outside the gym one night and put in some extra time ;) let me know.

Track Name: Pittsford Wegmans - m4w - 33 (Pittsford, NY)
I was in the Pittsford Wegmans, and I saw you in the produce section. You were picking our lettuce wearing a blue shirt and a nice looking dress. And when I looked to check you out I noticed that you seemed to be fingering your butthole. I could not help but watch and thought it was funny that you were intently picking your lettuce while doing this. I saw you stop for a second, look around, smell your fingers, and then going at it with your other hand.

Anyway, maybe you saw me? I was wearing the white dress shirt and had a bulge in my dress pants. I would like to get to know you. Maybe I can even help with your butt's needs. Let's meet. Just not for salad at your place.

Track Name: YOUR EYES Focusing on the HUGE BULGE IN MY JEANS - m4w (YOUR PLACE)
I stopped by your place last night for a bit and we started to talk about nonsense for the most part. During the conversation, your eyes were focused - not on my eyes, but on something in my jeans.... As a matter of fact, you were staring at it. Something I was completely okay with.... I was ready to show you....

Do you want to start giving each other what we're both missing right now? A discreet, heated and passionate relationship... Just between us, as often as we can.

If you see this, put the letter of your first name in the subject of the response....


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Track Name: Smiling at you from my table - m4w (Rochester V****** G***)
I know it's a long shot however you and I were smiling at one another while we had dinner at the G*** H****. Last night, Thursday, I thought you were on a date, or I would have asked you out myself. I did not want to be rude. Tell me what I did when I left, and lets meet up sometime.

Track Name: Mutual Head in Greece - m4m (Greece)
Been a few years. Your from Wayne County and came to my complex. Sucked each other of in your car. You drove a Buick. Let me know where we busted our nuts.

Track Name: We fucked at cobbs hill park, would like to see you again - m4w
I posted an ad here and we fucked at cobbs hill. You wore a skirt with no panties and had a toy in your ass for me. I'd love to do that other thing with you that I mentioned while we were fucking. Email me!

Track Name: what the hell - w4m (nowhere)
why is the voice always here? why is it impossible to let go? what the hell happened here? what the hell am i doing?
she said don't get to close, it's dark inside. it's where my demons hide. and i answered, get too close? there is a hell inside of me. it is where you demons can live.

why the fuck am i here?

Track Name: Hibachi Greece Ridge Mall - m4m (Rochester, Greece Paddy creek circle)

You are a cook at Hibachi. You told you are 32 while we were unable to trust you.
You studied in Monroe college I guess.

You had your aunt in Italy, and your brother/Sister at NYC. For life you are working at Hibachi.

We came there a month back.

Loving you, can we meet?

Track Name: Price Rite on University Avenue - m4w - 23 (Rochester)
You let me go firs at the cash register in the Price Rite. I was in black leather jacket and blue jeans, short hair. You much shorter than me with short blond hair. If you read this please message me and leave your e- mail or sell phone.

I am REAL The weather is cold in Rochester. Roads are terrible.

Track Name: I should've said something... - w4ww (Rochester, NY)
I saw you in the park on tuesday evening. You were so sweet and sad. I wanted to know what was going through your head. You were drinking coffee from java's. There was a dog with you. I don't remember the dog. I only remember you. You have been running circles around my mind ever since. All I can see is your beautiful face. I hope that even if we never meet, you can find a sense of peace. I think it's safe to say that I adore you.


Track Name: aa meeting - m4w
i see you during week at meetings. like to talk more and see if you are into meeting up outside. you are so sexy. wonderin f you know who i am and if you are feelin same. let me know

Track Name: Re: aa meeting - m4w
You are a moron. It stands for anonymity. You obviously have no concept of respect. Get a pair and talk to her at the meeting, not on craigslist. Did you expect that she would read it? Keep it within the group. Don't advertise, even if you are desperate.

Track Name: Another Valentine's Day - m4w (Rochester)
Another Valentine's day has come and gone. And again I have spent it with the wrong person. The three of us know it, yet we do nothing about it.

Track Name: I am seeking a man - w4m (Pelican's Nest)
Hi, I am looking a guy that was at pelicans nest , you where leaving on you're harley . I looked at you and said thumbs up. If you're not married or have a gf , I think youre so handome . it was earlier in the afternoon , do you remember what you said to me ? and tell me what colored botton down shirt you had on !! You were clean cut ,, I had a black tank on with a white sweater , jeans

Track Name: Found Panties in back parking lot - m4w (620 Westfall Road)
Baby Blue panties, the Pair in the Pictures, the Pictures do Not do the Justice!
Hanes size 7
Found in the back parking lot at 620 Westfall Road.
(Hope no one saw me pick them up!!)
Not there very long. I picked them up about 7:50 today 9/22.
Worn somewhat recently.

At 1st I was going to say
"What ever woman or man lost these..."
But these most Definitly were worn by a Woman ;-)
(Though may be fell they out of one Very Satisfied Man's pocket??)

Email me here and I'll get them back to you secretly!

Or, email me here, all anonymous, and tell me the story of these panties!
Then as I see various Women of pantie size 7 here at work, I will think to Myself, may be there were hers :-)

Honestly! This is no joke!
Panties Found at the Worksite!
A 1st for me!!
(And What a Wonderful way to start My Workday!)

Track Name: Can You Spare A Square? - m4w (Monroe Ave on St. Patty's Day)
I was taking a dump in my friend's office building after the parade. You entered the men's room and forced your way into my stall then tried to sit on me before you realized I was there. You were drunk, as was I.

You then moved to the stall next to me, and we both carried on a conversation as we conducted our business. And you referenced Seinfeld when you realized you were out of toilet paper. I gave you a square along with a piece of my heart.

I wish we could have had more time together, but I had to get to old Prepps, and continue drinking. I hope our paths will cross again one day.